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March 08, 2004

Science Monday - Oral Exam

salt.gifIn the past 20 some-odd years I've been seeking dental advice from my Dad, who happens to be my dentist. He has shared some nuggets of knowledge about how to make my mouth feel better when in pain.

As I sit here, in pain, due to some unruly wisdom teeth, I am heeding his advice once again. The Holy Grail of dental home fixes is the warm saltwater rinse. Its so simple and works so well.

Here's how it works. Your mouth is inflamed due to something or other (figure A). Fill a glass with 1/2 teaspoon of salt (I like kosher) and 8 oz. of good ol' H20. Swish and spit, swish and spit. The higher concentration of salt outside the gums causes the fluid in the inflammation to move into that area creating an equilibrium (figure B). The result is less inflammation and temporary relief (figure C). Repeat as needed.

Other facts from my Dad:

  • Mouthwash doesn't do much. After 10 minutes your mouth is back to where it was
  • Toothpastes and manual toothbrushes are all pretty much the same, brand, flavor, features...all bs.
  • Since dental is largely done on an elective basis, dental insurance can be a huge waste of money
  • Flossing is important and should be done more often than I do it
  • Junk food doesn't cause cavities, but helps them along
  • Yodels are probably the best junk food
  • 2 Packages of yodels is your limit


A question has been raised about the benefits of manual vs. electric toothbrushes. I posed the question to Dr. S. Weinstock. His response:
Electric toothbrushes are only better if you do not have the facility to brush all the surfaces. If you [can] brush all the surfaces you can clean them just as well with a manual brush....Some people just can't do it...For them, the electrics are better (edited from an AIM window)

Comments Section

Does this imply that electric toothbrushes are, in fact, superior to manual ones? Or is that bs as well? And what about salty junk food instead of sweet?

Nice picture, btw. It's like my high school biology textbook is right here on the web. Awesome.

Posted by: alex at March 9, 2004 02:42 PM

Think that toothbrush is no good? Let the good people at grouphug tell you how they use theirs. Apparently, they're very effective as toilet bowl brushes and vibrators.

Posted by: Stephen McKenna at March 9, 2004 05:11 PM

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