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Burning at both ends.

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The Wax

May 09, 2004

Confucius: "Cocaine is a hell of a drug"

In the process of packing, I came across these fortunes, which I assume were written by Confucius himself on an all night cocaine binge. I decided to scan them in and show them because you might see something that I missed. Feel free to try the lucky numbers on for size.

See what he's got to say.


Comments Section

Ummm I dunno about that egg & hen thing... What if you are dead tomorrow because you didn't eat the egg today?! Then you'd really be kicking yourself wouldn't you?!

I concur that these fortunes were definitely written by Confucius himself on an all night cocaine binge!!!

Posted by: SeLiNa at July 26, 2005 10:07 PM

Wanna See The Rest? Go Way Back


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