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May 22, 2004

Inappropriately Dressed for Success.

Beware!The Government has issued a warning to Americans to keep an eye out for suicide bombers. The criteria to look out for are:

  1. Wearing inappropriate, bulky clothing, for the weather.
  2. A chemical smell.
  3. Wires hanging out of clothing or parcels.
  4. Persons disguised as pregnant women.

It's clear to me, that the representatives from Homeland Security have never walked around New York. Between the old man with the transistor radio plugged into his ear, wearing a scarf, hat and three-piece suit because this 90° weather is giving him a chill, and the canine and human urine soaked street, I'm at a bit of a loss of who I should be looking for.

But those preggos...I'm keepin' an eye on them. Them's trouble.




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The Dept of Homeland Security forgot about the large tatooed dudes with mid-90's rock band shirts and late-80's radio/headsets who dange out of windows...

Posted by: jb at May 23, 2004 08:07 PM

"Disguised as pregnant women"? What, are we supposed to stop them on the street and demand to feel the baby kick, or else?

Posted by: alex at May 24, 2004 11:29 AM

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