Michigan: Teh Sex.

New York is known for being a launching pad for the latest and greatest in fashion trends. And I'd like to think, in this case, I was ahead of the trend. That's right, New York has discovered Michigan. While shopping in our local Old Navy, I came across this Ode to Michiganensium.

Clearly, I was able to recognize the outlines of that glorious state. But the shirt makes no mention of it, referring rather to Lake Erie, which if memory serves me right, is the aqua minora of Michigan's enormous coastline. Furthermore, I'm pretty sure the clerks in the store had no idea what that was.

We swiftly bought the shirt in honor of our alma mater. But beware Michigan readers. You thought having one New Yorker was bad, but wait until the rest of them get wind of your Art Fairs, your German Parks and your Figure Eight School Bus Racing.

If I were you, I would start marking up my prices now.

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