The New Commute-tion.

Things I learned on the way to an office today:

The Jews for Jesus take Friday off. They need a break from leaflette distribution.

"Candy" by Cameo is one of the best songs ever written in the history of time.

A man can own a $400 briefcase and wear a $100 suit with a $10 tie.

There is a nail salon on 41st street with 30 severed hands in the window.

I have exited Grand Central Station a different way every day this week, and none of those times was the exit any closer to my destination.

Security at this building is so bad, that they have people fake scanning their IDs at a scan station with no scanner.

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