Milk: Smarter than most 2 year olds.

Just how smart is your milk? Well, we know that milk will expire on a certain date, so milk can tell time. But did you know it can also recognize it's surroundings.

A long time practice of the milking industry, milk, and their cartons have been trained to know geography. This teaching is exemplified here by Derle Farms Vitamin A Reduced Fat 2% Milk who graduated from geography class with honors.

Mister Farms Milk has a entirely different expiration date when in New York City, than when outside New York City. I'm sure you can think of 10 experiments to test this theory.

I knew this city can be rough, and turn anyone bad...but now...the milk has turned. Who's next? I'm looking at you Yoplait.

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