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August 04, 2004
Milk: Smarter than most 2 year olds.
Just how smart is your milk? Well, we know that milk will expire on a certain date, so milk can tell time. But did you know it can also recognize it's surroundings.
A long time practice of the milking industry, milk, and their cartons have been trained to know geography. This teaching is exemplified here by Derle Farms Vitamin A Reduced Fat 2% Milk who graduated from geography class with honors.
Mister Farms Milk has a entirely different expiration date when in New York City, than when outside New York City. I'm sure you can think of 10 experiments to test this theory.
I knew this city can be rough, and turn anyone bad...but now...the milk has turned. Who's next? I'm looking at you Yoplait.
Posted by davidissimo :: Permalink :: Comments [2] ::
probably 'cause it sits in those disgusting cellar/store rooms... the funk and gunk of NYC just seeps in. I disagree about the Yoplait, though. The space-age shape and bullet-proof lid were specifically designed to protect it from such contamination.
Posted by: jb at August 5, 2004 09:06 AM
The milk I buy has an allergy warning on it that says:
Allergy warning: CONTAINS MILK
seriously
Posted by: Anar at August 11, 2004 10:54 AM
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