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August 22, 2004

Shagtastic. Because shagadelic would be too easy.

shag.jpgWe've finally broke down and bought a rug. ABC Carpet & Home was having a sale, and everything we saw was on überdiscount. After manhandling about 100 rugs, we decided on the shagtastic shagquesense of the shag rug. At 9'x7'x4" this deep shag action graces the floor of our nearly completed apartment.

Upon getting it home we promptly vacuumed its brains out. Unfortunately our vacuum can't handle the shaglitude so we're searching for suggestions. How do you keep a shag rug free from deshagging agents? Anyone out there with some shagsperience, please let us know any hints or tips you may have for keeping this terrain in tip top shape.

If you're quiet, and look very carefully, you can see the North American Feline Domesticus in the background of the bush; a rare sight, as is 'A Night At The Roxbury' in the far horizon.


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